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I regret to inform you....

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:36 am
by Houdini
Do to recent proposed legislation I am forced to take proactive measures and raise prices across the board. Effective immediately there will be a 10% increase on all services. Thank you for your understanding and continued patronage we look forward to servicing you.

Don Magic Houdini

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/27/pimp.tax/index.html

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:08 pm
by GITM
And yet I thought it was still illegal. Hrrmm, gotta love this country. Might be my next profession if pro-gaming doesn't work out for me. :P

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:26 pm
by ClownMajik
It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:54 pm
by Dr.Feelgood
ClownMajik wrote:It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.


Actually prositution is legal in a few places

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:48 pm
by pewterdragn
Dr.Feelgood wrote:
ClownMajik wrote:It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.


Actually prositution is legal in a few places


You keeping track? :wink:

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:23 am
by Dr.Feelgood
pewterdragn wrote:
Dr.Feelgood wrote:
ClownMajik wrote:It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.


Actually prositution is legal in a few places


You keeping track? :wink:


Certainly!

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:29 pm
by BeerNut
pewterdragn wrote:You keeping track? :wink:


Well of course Dragon:
http://www.sexatlas.com/wsg/index.php#continents

Gees... have some respect for the world's oldest profession.

Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:44 pm
by Houdini
All this talk and no complaints about my 10% rate increase, should of hit you guys up for 20.

:twisted: