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I regret to inform you....

Postby Houdini » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:36 am

Do to recent proposed legislation I am forced to take proactive measures and raise prices across the board. Effective immediately there will be a 10% increase on all services. Thank you for your understanding and continued patronage we look forward to servicing you.

Don Magic Houdini

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/27/pimp.tax/index.html
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Postby GITM » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:08 pm

And yet I thought it was still illegal. Hrrmm, gotta love this country. Might be my next profession if pro-gaming doesn't work out for me. :P
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Postby ClownMajik » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:26 pm

It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.
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Postby Dr.Feelgood » Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:54 pm

ClownMajik wrote:It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.


Actually prositution is legal in a few places
Because I really don't have anything interesting to say for the most part...

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Postby pewterdragn » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:48 pm

Dr.Feelgood wrote:
ClownMajik wrote:It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.


Actually prositution is legal in a few places


You keeping track? :wink:
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Postby Dr.Feelgood » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:23 am

pewterdragn wrote:
Dr.Feelgood wrote:
ClownMajik wrote:It's a scam. Prostitution is illegal. Taxing prostitiution profit is obviously the fishing line here. OMG GENIUS! Sid you are now promoted from whore/prostitute to bitch for the better of the company.


Actually prositution is legal in a few places


You keeping track? :wink:


Certainly!
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Postby BeerNut » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:29 pm

pewterdragn wrote:You keeping track? :wink:


Well of course Dragon:
http://www.sexatlas.com/wsg/index.php#continents

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Postby Houdini » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:44 pm

All this talk and no complaints about my 10% rate increase, should of hit you guys up for 20.

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