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Just when I thought I knew it all...

Postby Hoss » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:47 am

100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?


We all have been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in
life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these
questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K N O W L E D G E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A T T I T U D E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

however,

B U L L S H I T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and

A S S K I S S I N G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
while Hard Work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the
top!

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Postby Soulja » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:55 am

Hahahahaha...thats amazing...Perfect!
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Postby law.of.averages » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:42 pm

Hmm... I get 127% for asskissing...

and only 91% for back stabbing...seems like that should be more...

Here, see for yourself (Requires .NET framework 1.1)

http://home.cfl.rr.com/njfiorello/Percentages.exe
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Postby Hoss » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:11 pm

Oh yea - well I get 108% for F***ingup!

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Postby Naix » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:11 pm

Lol
World War III will be fought using atomic weapons, the war after that will be fought using sticks and stones.

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Postby law.of.averages » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:35 pm

Ok, I just realized something ...odd... about my little program... Can anyone tell me what it is?
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Postby Hoss » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:17 am

Uh...it don't add up?

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Postby law.of.averages » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:11 am

No...when I click the link, Internet Explorer runs the .exe

WITHOUT asking me if it should!

It must be detecting that it's a .net application, because it runs it in a sandbox...but still if the default action for other .exe files is to prompt, they shouldn't treat a .net exe as special.
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Postby Dr.Feelgood » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:41 pm

law.of.averages wrote:No...when I click the link, Internet Explorer runs the .exe

WITHOUT asking me if it should!

It must be detecting that it's a .net application, because it runs it in a sandbox...but still if the default action for other .exe files is to prompt, they shouldn't treat a .net exe as special.


Must be your firewall or it recongizes the code from when you wrote it, because when I ran it Kerio had a stroke.
Because I really don't have anything interesting to say for the most part...

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Postby law.of.averages » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:19 pm

Almost plausable, Dr.... except I wrote it at work, then ran it at home...I'm sure it's an IE thing, just like when I try to download an .xsl file and it wants to give it a .xml extenstion.
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Postby Dr.Feelgood » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:50 pm

law.of.averages wrote:Almost plausable, Dr.... except I wrote it at work, then ran it at home...I'm sure it's an IE thing, just like when I try to download an .xsl file and it wants to give it a .xml extenstion.


Nope...I ran it in IE (Maxthon to be specific)

I still think its a firewall rules issue if mine went banannas and yours went "belh"
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