THE ECONOMY:
The economy is so bad, that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at MACDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels are Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad, McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
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Re: the economy
The economy is so bad, that I can't even afford to pay attention to this thread.
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