Mexican Jokes!!!

[Cloud]

these are stupid and cheesy but funny nonetheless...


Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?

50 Mexicans died.


What's a mexican's favorite sport?

cross country


2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?

A cop


Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?

They only had 2 vans.


What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?

Baked beans


How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.


What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?

Somebody too lazy to steal.


If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?

The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.


Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?

Because it says no trespassing


What do you call a midget mexican?

Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay



it's okay, I'm mexican so i can post these!!

[Porkinator]

Well I am not a Mexican so ignore these.
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken

Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.

Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card

Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!

When you cross a Mexican and a German
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Education and Sex Education on the same day?

Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

[Prozac]

Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Education and Sex Education on the same day?

Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.

Good one Pork.... lol