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room in the zoo ?

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:56 am
by Porkinator
Hi There
I guess a lot of you know me from the servers and TS.
I have admired the way Ti clan has a lot of people playing
and the fun you all have.
My current clan is basically inactive so I would like to inquire about joing your clan.
I bring very little skills but I love UT and enjoy playing a lot.
Rom said he would sponser me but he may have been drunk at the time .
Any room in this zoo for a old Pig ?

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:13 am
by Soulja
We usually keep the pigs with the lizards, so you might be hanging out with Nyte a lot. Just beware, he likes to invite Sid in to "play" with him.

Re: room in the zoo ?

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:26 am
by nonstop
Porkinator wrote:Hi There
I guess a lot of you know me from the servers and TS.
I have admired the way Ti clan has a lot of people playing
and the fun you all have.
My current clan is basically inactive so I would like to inquire about joing your clan.
I bring very little skills but I love UT and enjoy playing a lot.
Rom said he would sponser me but he may have been drunk at the time .
Any room in this zoo for a old Pig ?


Hell's ya we want you. "Looks like meats back on the menu boys!"

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:54 am
by Trinity
I think pork would be a welcome addition to the diet... I mean clan.

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:04 am
by Yrrek
Come on in! =)

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:04 am
by Sideous Prime
Just be careful Pork, Soulja works as a butcher in a meat locker in a pork processing plant in the hog capital of the world. He loves pork chops with barbeque sauce and he occasionally dines on pigs feet. If he gets the chance he'll even go Mike Tyson on the ears and he isn't afraid to fry up some Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Now that my flaming of Soulja is over, :twisted: welcome to the boards Pork! Getting into Ti tends to be a long process so be patient my friend. Glad you got on TS, and hope you get your Ti tag!

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:21 am
by BeerNut
Hey Pork!
Stick around man...

Just to forewarn you though, the initiation process is a little "unorthodoxed"... If you have your own red ball and whip, it's a plus, as dragon doesn't have to use his. :D

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:53 pm
by Ace
For the record, the only reason Rom is sponsering you is because as the newest member to join Ti, he's our current whipping boy! He only wants you around so he doesn't have to fetch Jeta Smirnoffs anymore....

Let me just light the grill....you'll be our guest of HONOR ie the main course.

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:25 pm
by Rom
What a nice way tho finish a week of work.

Ok guys i must tell you all that Pork is like my big brother,i know im for a long time and i must admit that to know that Pork wanna join us brings me very happy.He was 1 of the best member of c2c,always there for others ,always ready to get in a match,and a very,very good person who all clan will like to have in there rank.

So guys i think Pork is what ti need,and i also need im :P :P :P

So Pewter it is up to you,and im sure he will just fit whit us so greatly.

Ps:and non if you try to own im,you will have to face me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So a very warm welcome for Porky boy :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 6:41 pm
by Soulja
Sideous Prime wrote:Just be careful Pork, Soulja works as a butcher in a meat locker in a pork processing plant in the hog capital of the world. He loves pork chops with barbeque sauce and he occasionally dines on pigs feet. If he gets the chance he'll even go Mike Tyson on the ears and he isn't afraid to fry up some Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Now that my flaming of Soulja is over, :twisted: welcome to the boards Pork! Getting into Ti tends to be a long process so be patient my friend. Glad you got on TS, and hope you get your Ti tag!


Hahahahahaha...bastard..but I do like Pork...even scrapple is up there!

He has my vote, only had good experiences with porky.

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 11:08 pm
by Nytefyre
-Ti-Bacon

now that has a ring to it....

just remember....if u get in, u need to meet dragn in his den at 1 AM wearing nothing but sox and vasoline...we all had to do it, but i think non went back for :shock: seconds!! :shock:

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 11:30 pm
by Sideous Prime
:shock: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................ :shock:

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 11:35 pm
by Houdini
Oink :!:

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:54 am
by nonstop
Nytefyre wrote:-Ti-Bacon

now that has a ring to it....

just remember....if u get in, u need to meet dragn in his den at 1 AM wearing nothing but sox and vasoline...we all had to do it, but i think non went back for :shock: seconds!! :shock:



Hey... I was in a bad place and pwter kept telling me to listen to this song called stinkfist from a Tool cd while he poured me several cocktails. A man can only resist for so long under those conditions. :oops:

Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:25 am
by law.of.averages
I can't help but be reminded of that scene from Deliverance where Ned Beaty says "Give the kid a few bucks, and let's get moving"