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Postby ClownMajik » Sun May 14, 2006 3:49 pm

Green spooge and ham? Sounds good to me!
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Re: room in the zoo ?

Postby Houdini » Tue May 16, 2006 10:49 am

Porkinator wrote:Hi There
I guess a lot of you know me from the servers and TS.
I have admired the way Ti clan has a lot of people playing
and the fun you all have.
My current clan is basically inactive so I would like to inquire about joing your clan.
I bring very little skills but I love UT and enjoy playing a lot.
Rom said he would sponser me but he may have been drunk at the time .
Any room in this zoo for a old Pig ?


Come to think about it I think there is definetley a good spot for you. We have established the Ti circus and a talking pig would be perfect for the freak show. Now all we need is a bearded lady. :twisted:

Hmmm a clown and a magic man. Pretty soon we will have enough members for an entire circus. All we need now is a freak show

Pewter/DDR: Ring Masters
Jeta: The Human Cannonball
Ace: Expert Knife Thrower
Sideous: Music Director
Nytefire: Head of Consessions & Ticket Sales
BeerNut: Food and Beverage; Pres. anti TAM league.
Mr. Coffee: Consessions Attendent
Trinity: Ace's Lovely Assistant
Dr. Feelgood: Emergency Medical
Hubble: Clowns Bitch
Law: Head of Security
Non Stop: Lion Tamer; Trains Bears to ride a bike around in circles using ancient Chinese Wisdom.
Hoss: Calf Roper
Averice: The Disapearing Man
Soulja: Filler of the dumpster (from all the animal sh*t)
Vendetta: Revenge Department
Naix: The guy that shoots the apple off the young girls head blindfolded.
Houdini: Escape Artist.
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Postby BIG_JOHN » Tue May 16, 2006 10:52 am

Our loss is your gain :cry: Pork is a very straight up (well he may need pills) kind of guy.


You guys be nice to the other white meat. :D roflmfao
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Re: room in the zoo ?

Postby nonstop » Tue May 16, 2006 11:38 am

Houdini wrote:
Porkinator wrote:Hi There
I guess a lot of you know me from the servers and TS.
I have admired the way Ti clan has a lot of people playing
and the fun you all have.
My current clan is basically inactive so I would like to inquire about joing your clan.
I bring very little skills but I love UT and enjoy playing a lot.
Rom said he would sponser me but he may have been drunk at the time .
Any room in this zoo for a old Pig ?


Come to think about it I think there is definetley a good spot for you. We have established the Ti circus and a talking pig would be perfect for the freak show. Now all we need is a bearded lady. :twisted:

Hmmm a clown and a magic man. Pretty soon we will have enough members for an entire circus. All we need now is a freak show

Pewter/DDR: Ring Masters
Jeta: The Human Cannonball
Ace: Expert Knife Thrower
Sideous: Music Director
Nytefire: Head of Consessions & Ticket Sales
BeerNut: Food and Beverage; Pres. anti TAM league.
Mr. Coffee: Consessions Attendent
Trinity: Ace's Lovely Assistant
Dr. Feelgood: Emergency Medical
Hubble: Clowns Bitch
Law & Nonstop: Heads of Security
Hoss: Calf Roper
Averice: The Disapearing Man
Soulja: Filler
Vendetta: Revenge Department
Naix: The guy that shoots the apple off the young girls head blindfolded.
Houdini: Escape Artist.


Hey mine was boring! Others are funny though. I like naix's and beers.
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Re: room in the zoo ?

Postby Soulja » Tue May 16, 2006 11:39 am

nonstop wrote:
Houdini wrote:
Porkinator wrote:Hi There
I guess a lot of you know me from the servers and TS.
I have admired the way Ti clan has a lot of people playing
and the fun you all have.
My current clan is basically inactive so I would like to inquire about joing your clan.
I bring very little skills but I love UT and enjoy playing a lot.
Rom said he would sponser me but he may have been drunk at the time .
Any room in this zoo for a old Pig ?


Come to think about it I think there is definetley a good spot for you. We have established the Ti circus and a talking pig would be perfect for the freak show. Now all we need is a bearded lady. :twisted:

Hmmm a clown and a magic man. Pretty soon we will have enough members for an entire circus. All we need now is a freak show

Pewter/DDR: Ring Masters
Jeta: The Human Cannonball
Ace: Expert Knife Thrower
Sideous: Music Director
Nytefire: Head of Consessions & Ticket Sales
BeerNut: Food and Beverage; Pres. anti TAM league.
Mr. Coffee: Consessions Attendent
Trinity: Ace's Lovely Assistant
Dr. Feelgood: Emergency Medical
Hubble: Clowns Bitch
Law & Nonstop: Heads of Security
Hoss: Calf Roper
Averice: The Disapearing Man
Soulja: Filler
Vendetta: Revenge Department
Naix: The guy that shoots the apple off the young girls head blindfolded.
Houdini: Escape Artist.


Hey mine was boring! Others are funny though. I like naix's and beers.


Yours is boring?! SHIT IM A FUCKIN FILLER!

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Postby Ace » Tue May 16, 2006 11:56 am

Here, I'll fix this:

Soulja: Filler of the dumpster (from all the animal sh*t)

Better?

Oh, and I really think we should upgrade Ntye:

Nytefyre: Bearded Lady
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Postby Houdini » Tue May 16, 2006 11:59 am

Ok non and Soulja well I just copied clowns list I added a few like naix and Beer let me make some edits. :evil:

ok all positions are filled minus the bearded lady. And please if anyone finds her make sure she does not let clown shave her again.
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Postby Nytefyre » Tue May 16, 2006 5:26 pm

g thanx....

id rather be the koncessions guy....that way i could lizard spit in all the food....
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Postby Porkinator » Fri May 19, 2006 6:12 pm

oink ?
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Postby Naix » Fri May 19, 2006 7:35 pm

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Postby }EXILED{Delamer » Wed May 31, 2006 4:22 pm

yeah . glad to see u moving on to a respected/active clan. pork is a great addition to ur posse. just remember that u have to eat the meat with a spoon.. he likes spooning :wink: . wish u the best brother man . lubs
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Postby Prozac » Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:18 pm

I'd just like to drop by and say, first that Ti rocks, and that second, you couldn't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, get a better teammate or friend than Porkinator. :!:

I can't say enough good about him. He is the real deal, a class act, the guy who will take a bullet for you in combat. Please don't miss out on the chance for this guy to become part of Ti clan. You will never regret having him as a member for he will always make you proud!!! :!:

He's very passionate about UT and is always working and practicing to improve his game. Since I've been playing against him, his hitscan skills have quadrupled, and he is the absolute best with Rocket Launcher that I've ever play against. 10 out of 10 times I usually lose to him in 1v1.:lol:

Well Pork's a close friend of mine so I am a bit biased when it comes to my opinion of him :D , but as you can see from the other posts from various other clan members that Pork is a Class Act. Don't let this piggy run all the way home.:!: :) :wink:

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Re: room in the zoo ?

Postby Mr.Hyde » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:12 pm

Porkinator wrote:Hi There
I guess a lot of you know me from the servers and TS.
I have admired the way Ti clan has a lot of people playing
and the fun you all have.
My current clan is basically inactive so I would like to inquire about joing your clan.
I bring very little skills but I love UT and enjoy playing a lot.
Rom said he would sponser me but he may have been drunk at the time .
Any room in this zoo for a old Pig ?


..And your still better than I am!

good luck though.




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Postby -Jeta- » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:06 pm

}EXILED{Delamer wrote:. just remember that u have to eat the meat with a spoon.. he likes spooning :wink: . wish u the best brother man . lubs


Seems pork will fit right in with Sid, Lizard, Clown, and Non ...

They like to make a party of it from what I hear!
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